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dancingleaf) wrote2008-02-14 11:15 am
dancingleaf) wrote2008-02-14 11:15 am
canadian humour...
A Little Canadian Humor
Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canooks
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
you may live in Canada. I think our local (Dairy Freeze) is closed from October 30-May1
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they
don't work there, you may live in Canada. yup
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live
in Canada yup
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who
dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada yup
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Buffalo for the
weekend, you may live in Canada. I don't know about that one
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada and?
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,
you may live in Canada I haven't but...
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and
back again, you may live in Canada all the time, but I try not to
If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a
raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada no - not me
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but
leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada no security lights, but I never lock the back doors. you'd have to deal with the dogs anyway
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use
them, you may live in Canada no - I used to - but I drive a better car now
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
you may live in Canada oh yeah
If the speed limit on the highway is 80km -- you're going 90 and
everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada all the time
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled with snow, you may live in Canada sad but true
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter
and road construction, you may live in Canada no - there's also sweltering humidity/mosquito season
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you
may live in Canada. not true, I only learned how to operate the snow blower yesterday.
If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada not me- I hate cold
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all
your Canadian friends & others, you definitely live in Canada
Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canooks
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
you may live in Canada. I think our local (Dairy Freeze) is closed from October 30-May1
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they
don't work there, you may live in Canada. yup
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live
in Canada yup
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who
dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada yup
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Buffalo for the
weekend, you may live in Canada. I don't know about that one
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada and?
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,
you may live in Canada I haven't but...
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and
back again, you may live in Canada all the time, but I try not to
If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a
raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada no - not me
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but
leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada no security lights, but I never lock the back doors. you'd have to deal with the dogs anyway
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use
them, you may live in Canada no - I used to - but I drive a better car now
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
you may live in Canada oh yeah
If the speed limit on the highway is 80km -- you're going 90 and
everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada all the time
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled with snow, you may live in Canada sad but true
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter
and road construction, you may live in Canada no - there's also sweltering humidity/mosquito season
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you
may live in Canada. not true, I only learned how to operate the snow blower yesterday.
If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada not me- I hate cold
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all
your Canadian friends & others, you definitely live in Canada
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