Dear Santa....Let me explain....

[dancingleaf]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I gave ishtara a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In September I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I pulled over and changed livelyhollyhock 's flat tire (15 points). In February I pulled tangyapple 's hair (-5 points). In November I helped maibe hide a body (-173 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-813 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, dancingleaf

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Thank goodness Santa hadn't heard about my other activities.....

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[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

I kept reloading it over and over until your name came up, and it said I was "good". Preposterous!

[dancingleaf.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In March I helped faedreamer across the street (6 points). In June smeddley and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In August I bought porn for sacramentalist (10 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for tama_grey (-10 points). In January I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Overall, I've been nice (18 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball! Sincerely, dancingleaf

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there - I bought you some porn. Do you feel better now?