Two little old ladies are talking about their sex lives. Agnes says to Claire, "I just can't get my husband excited in me any more! He doesn't want sex!"
Claire sympathizes, and shares her secret. "Well, Agnes, what *I* do is meet him in bed in a yoga position. I put both feet behind my head and I'm as naked as a jaybird, and that does the trick!"
Agnes resolves to try it.
So she goes home and goes right to the bedroom, where she strips buck naked and slowly works one foot behind her head. It's hard since she's arthritic and it doesn't go well, but after some struggling she gets her other foot behind her head and waits.
Soon after, her husband came home and, finding no dinner on the table, came looking for his wife, who's waiting for him.
"God damnit, Agnes," he shouts, "put your teeth in and comb your hair! You look like an asshole!"
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Date: 2008-03-07 09:31 pm (UTC)You got it.
Two little old ladies are talking about their sex lives. Agnes says to Claire, "I just can't get my husband excited in me any more! He doesn't want sex!"
Claire sympathizes, and shares her secret. "Well, Agnes, what *I* do is meet him in bed in a yoga position. I put both feet behind my head and I'm as naked as a jaybird, and that does the trick!"
Agnes resolves to try it.
So she goes home and goes right to the bedroom, where she strips buck naked and slowly works one foot behind her head. It's hard since she's arthritic and it doesn't go well, but after some struggling she gets her other foot behind her head and waits.
Soon after, her husband came home and, finding no dinner on the table, came looking for his wife, who's waiting for him.
"God damnit, Agnes," he shouts, "put your teeth in and comb your hair! You look like an asshole!"
XD