dancingleaf

...had to make a quick run to the store on Monday - needed a few essentials.

eggs, bread, body wash.

I picked up the one on sale -

"Olay - age defying contains VitaNiacin" Body wash.

*Whatever* it was $2 cheaper than all the other bottles.

So today I was having a nice hot bath... and didn't have a book - I like to read in the bathtub. I picked up this bottle and read the back...

cleansing - gentle cleansing formula with a clean rinse.
moisturizing - nourishing Olay moisturizers enhanced with VitaNiacin penetrate deep within the surface to condition the driest skin for up to 24 hours
age defying - Olay moisturizers fight the dryness associated with skin aging - revealing younger looking skin
Directions for use in shower or bath: Squeeze a small amount of product onto wet puff. Lather and rinse. Store bottle upside down for ease of dispensing. For Shaving: use Olay Age Defying Body Wash as a shaving aid, then rinse.
**** Formerly Normal Skin Body Wash********

no really... Formerly Normal Skin Body Wash. Same product - new name? Suddenly it is 'age defying'?

There you go. Clearly I'm not marketing myself correctly.

Welcome to the new super deluxe, life enhancing,