Politico...

[dancingleaf]

I usually stay far far away from Politics of any kind.  Mostly because I don't really care, but also because duh? I live in Canada.  I figure it doesn't really matter who is in office - they just F it up anyway, more or less they all F it up equally (in Canada this is true, not true in the US). 

So someone on my friends list posted this link today... What Breed of Conservative are you?

And... I couldn't even come close to selecting answers for the questions.

So... here are my own responses. 

Q1.  Which bumper sticker would you most likely put on your car?
 other: My Dog is smarter than your Honor Student

Q2. If the Founding Fathers were alive today, they would be most appalled by which of the following?
other: either that they were trapped in little wooden boxes and buried in the ground or... the salaries of professional athletes...

Q3. An asteroid is headed for Earth. You have a seat on the last shuttle off the planet. If you could bring only one book with which to build a future civilization, what would it be?
other: subsistence gardening for dummies, how to build a primitive shelter with toilet facilities

Q4.A second civil war has just broken out in America. Who is to blame?
other: that's an easy one... Politicians!  or... I know!  Religious Fanatics.

Q5. If you could time-travel back to any historical event and bring one thing with you, what would you choose?
other: tough one... Kevlar vest to slip to Julius Caesar just before the Ides of March?  Maybe.  Fertility Drugs for Catherine, wife of Henry VIII.

Q6. If you were a candidate for political office, what would your theme song be?
other:... maybe...  David Bowie - Let's Dance ....

Q7. If you could pile any three people into a naked pyramid, who would you choose?
... uh.  I don't get it?

Comments

[kelsey-lynne1.livejournal.com]

I thought Q7 was werid also. I love your answer to Q5.

[tangyapple.livejournal.com]

Great answers!